A Masterpiece of Mediocrity
AVESSA is proud to unveil the latest marvel in the thrilling saga of “things you absolutely don’t need but will probably buy anyway.” Feast your eyes upon this Women’s Softstyle Tee, a garment so utterly unremarkable, it practically screams, “I’ve given up on life, but at least I’m comfortable!”
This t-shirt is “for those who appreciate a relaxed vibe but still want to make a statement.” And what’s that, exactly? Probably something along the lines of “I own clothes.” Riveting.
“It’s for women who want to add some sass to their wardrobe.” Sass! This is the kind of sass only a desperate soul can really appreciate.
Born from the belief that sometimes it’s just good enough to be gloomy, this t-shirt is perfect for special occasions such as birthdays and family reunions, and also everyday wear such as a casual walks and moments crying alone. So if you’re celebrating another year closer to your grave or just casually contemplating the futility of it all, this shirt’s got your back.
Product Features
– With side seams for added shape and durability
– Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds a classic look
– Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching
– High-quality printing techniques for vibrant, smooth designs
– Easy to layer and ideal for both casual and semi-formal wear
Care Instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean
Size Table
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY; Product Information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC; Warnings & Hazards: For adults, blank product sourced from Honduras; Care Instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, Steam or Dry: medium heat; Do not dry-clean
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